the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Just pee around me
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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