Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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