theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
We got so high we made milksteak
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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