I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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