**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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