I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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