I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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