I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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