therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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