Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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