the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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