we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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