is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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