brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Two words: nipple clamps
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