Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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