your room smells of hookers.
And success
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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