So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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