would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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