She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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