did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Dignity is for republicans.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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