Buhtt sex?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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