omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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