She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
