...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
