You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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