Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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