let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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