Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
