SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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