A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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