What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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