Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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