If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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