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I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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