are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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