I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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