hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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