btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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