No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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