Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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