Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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