I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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