I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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