Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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