My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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