What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
