matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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