Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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