How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Randomize
