How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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