Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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