The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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