What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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