What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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